o man ophir is sexy. so sexy. hav lots of thighs. lots of it. sexy thighs. especially at kfc. ophir hav kfc leh. lots of sexy thigh for me to climb. ccb. i tink now my thigh muscle can compare wif doggy liao. hahahahahahha. 1 step nearer to winning doggy. which is nt an intangible goal. haha.

anw i din noe transformation can take place. u noe transformation? e.g. u noe a crescent moon can turn into a full moon. a full moon of keesiao/sot-ness. if u get wad i mean. i will nt go into details of mt ophir. but anw if u gonna climb sth lyk mt ophir i recommend some tings dat u muz bring.

1st i tink track pants v impt. cos i din bring and i act garang lyk my bro. he sae no nid. so i no nid oso. in the end got 2 small cuts. it's small seriously, nt sarcastically. but anw for safety reasons i tink u shld bring track pants. den 2ndly gotta hav sth lyk mayb half gloves if u nid, or dowan get ur hands dirty. can bring cap oso cos i headbutted some rocks and trees a few times. some other tings u may wan bring wld b cards (for playin obviously wif ppl), and extra food esp chocs cos surely ppl nv bring enuff food and some bring extra.

and den one ting i learnt. dun let idiots spoil the fun, and if u wan do sth juz do la. u tink ppl care? e.g. u go pee in a corner of dunno where instead of in a hole dat smells heavenly. and i mean HEAVENLY. i din use it but the smell was so heavenly it can diffuse until outside the tent. godlike. i mean holy shitty-ly nice. tasty tasty.