Monday, September 29, 2008

i just called, to say, i love you.

yea i'm sure. anybody even knows who the hell is a stevie wonder? i very sceptical one. esp about hci choice of music, and about how they criticise singing. i usually very irritated. as a man, u nid to sing very low meh? juz look at chris daughtry, nickelback. u tink they sing very low? their voice deep only. but the pitch is very high. and many love breathless. but ppl duno that even 1 octave lower than normal they cant sing at all.

as in. u c many men, cos wan to seem very macho ma, so muz sing low low. wad a waste. and open mouth abit abit only. so that macho ma. but c'mon la. if u noe u good, and u wan to b proud of it, open ur s2pid mouth and start singing. and dun b scared to make mistake in public. den u will noe where is ur high part, when u hav peak period, when u best at singing etc etc.

and anw, many listen to song that are quite high wad. but cos they wan to make deep voice, den muz sing like low low. den they try to sing simple plan, nickelback, all sing low low 1 octave lower. but then lidat the sound bo lat. den er xin. but ppl sae macho voice very sexy. not my problem. high voice gay like dustbins. if u noe hu is a dustbin anyway.

Friday, September 26, 2008

诸位朋友,

who has an idea how to play uther? if u ever noe that guy. enfo ts one. how to use that weaponsmith guy? it has high potential. if it can somehow increase atk spd. but i duno how...
the world is messy. someone shld clean it up. but no one clean it up. so too bad.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

老师问学生:
人生自古谁无死…你接下一句!
学生答:
人生自古谁无屎,
有谁大便不用纸!

老师很生气,叫学生罚站。
隔天,老师又问回同样的问题…
这时学生聪明了!
他答:
人生自古谁无屎,
谁能大便不用纸。
若君不用卫生纸,
除非你是用手指。

老师很火大,又叫学生罚站!
这时,老师看见窗外下着雪,
就遗憾地说:
上天下雪不下雨,
雪到地上变成雨。
变成雨时多麻烦,
为何当初不下雨…

学生又回覆老师:
老师食饭不食屎,
饭到肚时变成屎,
变成屎时多麻烦,
为何当初不吃屎…

就这样,老师当场昏倒!
even my head is spoiling. i duno when will i get it fixedddd

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

a few topics to touch touch on.

1st. wad is sociable and anti-social? many define in different ways. but well. if u find urself cant fit into another place, y u force urself to fit in?? so i dun fit in to places where the clique is already there. cos it's an act of extraness. dat's y i shall chaap into a conversation unless it interests me or wadeva. unlike some ppl. c me whole day shuddup means anti-social. wad a disappointment.

next. stress. sometimes shldn't get unhappy over lame stuff. which i am doing quite frequently. e.g. this young man who doesn't want to admit his mistake when i criticise him. wad a disappointment oso. c'mon la. if u dun accept criticism, esp constructive one, and sticking to ur own s2pid methods and making urself stand out like a dick, u will lose out. go and reflect, rather tink that o i'm juz going along wif the wave, the flow, the river. some say love, it is a river, that drowns the tender reed.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

let's see wad will happen on batch dinner. i wonder how many ppl after dat will go beer. in town. or maybe go sex and pool. i wonder. just to show they are man, muz go and drink beer. well. cannot type too much. later i come under fire. and those lousy idiots. i wonder drink beer means very pro meh? drink champagne very pro meh? drink vodka very pro ar? i like my uncle style. ppl sae drink beer nice drink beer wad. he juz sae 我不喝酒。den he tio ask go drink some champagne. den he drink come back tell us sux and wad the hell. and sae walao 喝这样多等一下还要开车。how disappointing. going to drink means very man ar? let's see wad the world has degenerated to.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

今天,老爹要用文字来批评其中一所吃马铃薯女校的理解篇章。而且这所女校也是一个名校。名校。对阿,名校,可是它里面给学生做的英文的理解篇章,令我很恶心。因为她们超 sexist. 对。我在想,你想干嘛??你在这所学校要洗脑阿?灌输什么对的道德、品行价值观?恶心。记得过去几年又做过这所学校的理解,可是有时候读文章,虽然是有像平时吸取些教训,想法,但是读后我心里有种。。。怪怪的感觉。

我记得两个理解的篇章。第一个是谈到那些夫妇,他们照顾孩子应该有付出同样的时间,公平分配工作。这样写,可能没有什么错。但是我继续读下去,感得很奇怪。因为接着,它说这是应该的,而且什么那个女的需要比那个男的赚更多钱,所以那个丈夫要带着孩子去做工。而且在家里也是,为了要提醒丈夫,那个女的就挂着一个旗子,那旗子说夫妻要有一样的付出。equal opportunity. 你要讲的是不是男生作老公应该让位给女的,让她们去做工,因为她们更有本事??

too bad. i may be very extremist. anw 2nd compre i did. about wad competitiveness between men. true. men very competitive. like to stay in groups so that u dun hav to be personal. but how true is that? there are of course nice ppl who want or dun mind getting close. not cos they are gay. cos they need ppl to listen to them . and trust. and then, y do i see many girls oso like to stay in groups? not only, when many girls get personal, they may pangseh or even a blackmail or backstab. even worse than men. men at least got some honour, some pride for other party. unless there's unhappiness. even if there is, we are more mild. women? more vicious in their assholic behaviour. erps. i'm not trying to b sexist. i'm juz pointing out there's a problem in that essay. and u let ppl read. so it's wrong. it come out in magazine, i dun care. but u shld not even put it as a compre. cos it will destroy mindset, esp when u kip teaching them that ***** power.

and actually that isn't penis power

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

do u live on the surface of the ocean, or at the bottom? some like the bottom. that's where everything is. some like the top. there maybe got plastic bag and paper cup and wadeva litter, but u get the plp of sunlight. so warm. anyway it's gonna turn cold in the nite wad. so where do u like? surface or bottom?

i wonder. wad do ppl like nowadays. the attention of idiots and dicks and ass holes, or the attention of nice people? u can have the attention of a million idiots easily. but wad about the attention and care and love of a nice person? PERSON? u mean u no nid ar. ok lo. since u no nid u can live with a million idiots, buy a few blocks of hdb for them.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

i'm feeling much better now. church usually wad they sae is lame. but at least sometimes it makes sense. have beened relatively stressed for the past few days cos of ppl around me. on the verge of a keesiao. but 2day i was reminded of sth.

abit no link the following verses. 2 chronicles 20:9-12:

9 If, when evil cometh upon us, as the sword, judgment, or pestilence, or famine, we stand before this house, and in thy presence, (for thy name is in this house,) and cry unto thee in our affliction, then thou wilt hear and help.
10 And now, behold, the children of Ammon and Moab and mount Seir, whom thou wouldest not let Israel invade, when they came out of the land of Egypt, but they turned from them, and destroyed them not;
11 Behold, I say, how they reward us, to come to cast us out of thy possession, which thou hast given us to inherit.
12 O our God, wilt thou not judge them? for we have no might against this great company that cometh against us; neither know we what to do: but our eyes are upon thee.
我想逃避现实。

Saturday, September 06, 2008

i am starting to break down mentally. over the amount of tings to revise 4 exam.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

acs boy u're a great duellist. but u can never beat me.

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?commentPageNo=2&id=33105#comment

well i believe many ppl noe about the boy that toking about duno wad dun name the station hci. well. i dun really care wad u name the blady station. but anw there are many tings ppl sae about u haha. fun

one guy responds: The late Rev Oldham built ACS for poor urban kids . Today he would be turning in his grave.

yea wad's wrong wif these kids nowadays? it is quite obvious most kids from ang moh school all got more cash than chinese school. 虽然说最近很多华中小朋友都在挥金如土,甚至不是那么有钱的小朋友,但是大体上,那些红毛小朋友,或者说吃马铃薯长大的都比较有钱。其实有点儿无聊。我们为什么因为这种无聊的事情闹到那么大?哈哈。那个红毛小朋友也是的。没事找事做,要吸引别人的注意是不是?让老爹给你一个很好的建议 - 你在互联网上载一些照片,尤其是那些黄色、色情的,你跟一些男的女的山床等等的照片。这样你招徕的注意不是更厉害?人家都会跟你老实讲你是最英俊的小朋友,或者最无聊恶心的人。哈哈。人家不用去讲你的学校,别人的学校,别人的家境等等。省时省力。一干二净。哈哈哈哈
the world is bad. hahahahhaha. so u shld be bad oso. the world doesn't want to look at u. so do u look at them back? no nid one la. just those hu want to bother u den u bother about them lor. haha. i bad person la. no chioce. 你跟我讲,谁不是坏的?多好的人,也有坏的方面嘛。

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

i am compelled to do abit of toking about ppl. very irritating. is not like it's free in the world for every1 to listen. for some ppl, getting others to do tings 4 u is very difficult. or to even take ur offer. but for others, they can just fart, and then ppl will sae o my baby, god save the king, we nid to action now and do as he farts. well. there is nothing free wad anyway. so for ppl like me, not so good wif ppl, i must make extra effort when asking others to do tings for me, or even accompanying me i put in extra effort so that i will not disappointed, and the other person oso not.

another ting which is not easy for me. some ppl are very good at toking in front of a crowd. this is sth that i cannot do properly. or even getting many ppl to do sth. e.g. getting a support of 50 ppl? not so easy for me. cos i dunno how to tok appealing to everybody, as in as a whole. some ppl cos they duno how, but they like to do, in the end ppl dun like that guy. e.g. some teachers, they are supposed to teach, and some enjoy teaching. but unfortunately these ppl duno how to express themselves such that student will like to listen, and in the end every1 lose respect. sae lesson boring, teacher teaching nonsense, teacher teach cannot understand. etc. no choice. sometimes, it's not a magic that u can suddenly noe how to do emceeing, mass coordination, or even get a person to listen to u. wad are u best at? mass, or get person to listen to u?

for me i cannot do mass. and i oso dun like mass. many ppl like to be in a mass. cos there will not be good frens in a mass, and then there will be competition. they like to show they are the best in a mass. useless bastards. u tink show off power = very powerful? heh. ok lor. and for some ppl i oso dun like to be around, esp these ppl hu like to show power in a mass, and in private wif u oso dowan to admit sux. cos they are liddat in a mass, i cannot overcome the barrier of competition wif these ppl. so i dun like to b with them. i prefer small grp or only another person. liddat there can be no competition barrier, and only the speaking of true feeling. and not 虚伪 feeling.

blah blah. 睡觉睡多一些,不然一开学就没有精神了。而且有那些无聊透顶,中日来下别人,讲开学过不懂几天就考试,讲他已经读了不懂那一项目等等,令别人慌张六神无主。连老爹也被这些人有所影响。但是大家,请小心,不要因为他们这样,你想给他们看你多厉害,而没有去温习功课。他们要早紧张是他们的事,你有信心是你家的事情。有些东西是由你来决定,不要每次看到别人就有样学样,你这样做只会显露你愚蠢的性格,给人家觉得你是潮流的狗儿。
sian. i nid mental help. haha. although i always sae other ppl nid mental help. suddenly i nid. due to weird pressure. difficult to explain.

Monday, September 01, 2008

i was never a linguist, and i duno whether if i can become 1. so this stops me from being the philosopher. but it does not stop me from giving ideas.

u c in life, there is something called fair. but in fair, there must be unfair. here i will state a few examples. maybe it's repeated, but nvm. 1st e.g. there are ppl on earth that are good in maths, good in science, good in language, good in humanities, good in sex, good in cumshot. but this is not a fair distribution, if u factor in the thing called hard work. people who are good in maths only, must work hard to become good in language. similarly, people who are good in languages must work hard to become good in maths. but this is not exactly fair. language is more of a talent than maths. maths is sth that many can do if he does maths 24/7. to learn a language is harder to learn than a maths or science, esp bio where mainly memory work can bring u to a better than average level. so it is unfair. u good in language, and then u spend ur 24/7 doing maths and science, but u dun hav to study language, since it cant be studied and in the end u get better grade than other ppl. at the end of the day, depending on wad sort of education system, if u tok about s'pore educations system, u good in language, then life is so fair for u. but if u good in science and maths, then this ed system u will sae sux, cannot let u fulfill ur potential.

next e.g. ppl can be good at acting, some ppl good at working hard and efficiently, some ppl good at talking. a best person will be one that work efficiently, but can talk very well also. this will be owning. but unfortunately in our screw up world, on the surface, most ppl will look up to a s2pid person who can talk very well. rather than a person who works very hard but cannot sell himself or even advertise abit of his own prowess. some even better, able to manipulate ppl's mind by use of literature online, hard copies, wadeva. ppl who cant talk, but work very hard, they will hav a very disadvantage over ppl who are convincing. so, within another fair place, there are unfairness.

there are little tings in life that are fair. not only concerning work life. concerning recreational stuff there can be unfair oso. just like if u play soccer, u may not have the best technique, but u work hard, u can become a player of a certain standard. some people have the vision and thinking, but without technique, they may look like idiots. while those with the best technique, but they dun hav brains, they will be seen as gods in soccer. there are some idiots like this, think that cos they can dribble 10 ppl in 1 go and score, they tink they are the best players. but unfortunately, that is an attribute of a s2pid player. if a smart tackler come and find this guy, most likely this guy will go crazy and shout vulgar at that smart defender. but unfortunately, all s2pid football fans will sae the defender is a noob, while that dribbling guy is a pro. sorry, good technique can bring u fame, but brains will bring the winner out of u. but the winner may not be recognised for free, so it will depend on the intelligence of ppl watching.

even sex is unfair. here i'm toking about str8 sex. that means only 1 man 1 woman. can fair meh? usually 1 person is in control. missionary man in control. lapdancing depends on hu doing. usually the woman. then ppl will sae 69 very fair. but i tink no. 69 where got fair. the person la ji bai oso so difficult. muz open until clitoris. and then not fair on the person who is on top or below oso.

so where is fair in the world? haha. u can bluff urself sae the world very nice to you, but at the end of the day the world isn't so nice la. but u muz learn to live with the world. or else u fail.