nehneh. it's time to invest. i shall reach the bus number that comes to my bus in anytime. but well. it's all down to hard work.
dun jiak bitter, next time oso duno how to jiak bitter. now makan bitter stuff, next time u will be better able to deal wif problems that come ur way. for e.g. now i wan to do research stuff. if i research not success, then oso muz deal wif those problem. or my research already tio patent. i patent wad? my shit? so u muz deal wif problems. or shld i say noe how to deal wif problems.
it is time to invest. but i duno whether it's a good idea. i gona ask pro 1st.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
some christians are greedy. or shld i sae they are told to be greedy.
unfortunatley it is the fact. for christians, the more ppl we bring to become christian, or we sae bring to christ, the more cash, gold, silver... riches in heaven we have. that's true. but some ppl like to bring fren to become christian cos of this. so tht u hav the reward. is this attitude correct? i'm not sure. but i feel that this is obviously morally wrong. u dun evangelise and bring ppl to church juz for the cash in heaven. tht is a very bad attitude. it's like i'm going to work at govt, even though i dun like it, and it's for the cash and so that i can plp the minister direct.
the right attitutde of this shld b more like cos i dowan my fren, or my family to die in hell. so i bring them to church, get them become christian. so tht they go heaven. but actually religion ins'pore is very sensitive issue. juz like in all countries. it is not easy to get a person to go to others religion. so i dun force christianity on ppl usually. sadly of course we hav nice ppl hu try to be nice and smart. but in the end are stupid, and they piss off others. heh. like the horsie fellow.
more bowling. shld i invest heavily? but i wonder if i join comps myself can win any cash back or not haha. it seems like some sort of a no future game to me. but well... it's all for the fun of it. we'll see in future wad happens. u c the jasmine yeong-nathan she muz kpkb den gahmen giv wad. $10000
unfortunatley it is the fact. for christians, the more ppl we bring to become christian, or we sae bring to christ, the more cash, gold, silver... riches in heaven we have. that's true. but some ppl like to bring fren to become christian cos of this. so tht u hav the reward. is this attitude correct? i'm not sure. but i feel that this is obviously morally wrong. u dun evangelise and bring ppl to church juz for the cash in heaven. tht is a very bad attitude. it's like i'm going to work at govt, even though i dun like it, and it's for the cash and so that i can plp the minister direct.
the right attitutde of this shld b more like cos i dowan my fren, or my family to die in hell. so i bring them to church, get them become christian. so tht they go heaven. but actually religion ins'pore is very sensitive issue. juz like in all countries. it is not easy to get a person to go to others religion. so i dun force christianity on ppl usually. sadly of course we hav nice ppl hu try to be nice and smart. but in the end are stupid, and they piss off others. heh. like the horsie fellow.
more bowling. shld i invest heavily? but i wonder if i join comps myself can win any cash back or not haha. it seems like some sort of a no future game to me. but well... it's all for the fun of it. we'll see in future wad happens. u c the jasmine yeong-nathan she muz kpkb den gahmen giv wad. $10000
Saturday, November 22, 2008
originally written, a great and funny story. scored a c5 anyway. pro story. muz read. by original jokerhar. not me. i would never be able to write so imbaly haha
i tink it's some exam or test. the qn is "The new bus driver".
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"Alright kids, board the bus quickly, or else we'll be late," said an unfamiliar voice. As I boarded the bus, my eyelids twitched, as if they sensed that something was wrong. I peered at the man behind the steering wheel - he was roughly six feet tall, was rather hairy and had a scar on his left hand.
"Don't look at me like that. Uncle Ben has gone overseas. I'll be covering his duty till her returns. In the meantime, everyone sit tight and enjoy the ride," the driver announced to the students.
Something was not right. I knew for sure that there was something wrong with the bus driver. however, no one else shared my views and feelings. "Maybe it's just me and my over-sensitive brain," I thought.
Two weeks passed by. Uncle Ben still had not returned. Something was definitely wrong. Everyday when I board the bus, I still experience that same omnious feeling. I could not pinpoint what exactly caused me to feel that way. Nothing confirmed my suspicions, until that day...
"Students, we are now going to break off for the two hours of free time, during which you all can roam about as you wish, but," Ms Tan said. "Hurray!" our cheers interrupted Ms Tan. Ms Tan continued with a stern look, "but, the ranger has instructed that all students are to keep away from the lake located east of the swamp. Anyone caught lingering near the restricted area will be severely dealt with."
Curiosity got the better of me and I decided to sneak into the restricted area. I crouched behind a bush and when the rangers there were not looking, I crept stealthily under the fence.
After fifteen minutes of walking, I still spotted nothing. "What's so dangerous about this place?" I muttered to myself.
Suddenly, a thunderous roar filled the air. I quickly took cover behind a log. My heart started to perform paroxysms in my chest as i started to imagine from where or from what the roar had come from. My eyes scanned the area for any impending danger. Spurts of adrenaline coursed through my veins as beads of cold perspiration trickled down my face.
Minutes passed and I had already calmed down. I had already seen, or rather heard enough. Getting back on my feet, I felt a stream of hot air blowing against my neck. My heart froze for a second. I turned around and to my horror, a hairy beasat was standing right behind me, panting and saliva was dripping from his wide open mouth. He was six feet tall, and had an awfully familiar scar on his left hand.
Frightened, I darted right back where I cam from. The beast was right behind me. There was no way I was going to out run that thing. I clamped my eyes shut as I felt the impending doom nearing...
Bang! Someone fired a shot. It hit the beast's right arm. Blood spurt out from his wound. The beast let out a scream as a snarl of agony spread across his face. Clutching his injured arm, it disappeared into the distance.
I escaped the incident with nothing but a few minor scratches. I made a pact with the rangers to keep what I have done from Ms Tan and in return, I would keep what I saw to myself.
"The scar, where did I see it before? Could it be? I mean," I thought as I boarded the bus home.
"Quick, get up the bus," the bus driver interrupted my thoughts.
I felt the sensation of a spider crawling up and down my back when I saw the driver's right arm in a bandage.
"Oh, I fell and injured myself," the driver replied, with his eyes turning bloodshot.
I shivered.
i tink it's some exam or test. the qn is "The new bus driver".
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"Alright kids, board the bus quickly, or else we'll be late," said an unfamiliar voice. As I boarded the bus, my eyelids twitched, as if they sensed that something was wrong. I peered at the man behind the steering wheel - he was roughly six feet tall, was rather hairy and had a scar on his left hand.
"Don't look at me like that. Uncle Ben has gone overseas. I'll be covering his duty till her returns. In the meantime, everyone sit tight and enjoy the ride," the driver announced to the students.
Something was not right. I knew for sure that there was something wrong with the bus driver. however, no one else shared my views and feelings. "Maybe it's just me and my over-sensitive brain," I thought.
Two weeks passed by. Uncle Ben still had not returned. Something was definitely wrong. Everyday when I board the bus, I still experience that same omnious feeling. I could not pinpoint what exactly caused me to feel that way. Nothing confirmed my suspicions, until that day...
"Students, we are now going to break off for the two hours of free time, during which you all can roam about as you wish, but," Ms Tan said. "Hurray!" our cheers interrupted Ms Tan. Ms Tan continued with a stern look, "but, the ranger has instructed that all students are to keep away from the lake located east of the swamp. Anyone caught lingering near the restricted area will be severely dealt with."
Curiosity got the better of me and I decided to sneak into the restricted area. I crouched behind a bush and when the rangers there were not looking, I crept stealthily under the fence.
After fifteen minutes of walking, I still spotted nothing. "What's so dangerous about this place?" I muttered to myself.
Suddenly, a thunderous roar filled the air. I quickly took cover behind a log. My heart started to perform paroxysms in my chest as i started to imagine from where or from what the roar had come from. My eyes scanned the area for any impending danger. Spurts of adrenaline coursed through my veins as beads of cold perspiration trickled down my face.
Minutes passed and I had already calmed down. I had already seen, or rather heard enough. Getting back on my feet, I felt a stream of hot air blowing against my neck. My heart froze for a second. I turned around and to my horror, a hairy beasat was standing right behind me, panting and saliva was dripping from his wide open mouth. He was six feet tall, and had an awfully familiar scar on his left hand.
Frightened, I darted right back where I cam from. The beast was right behind me. There was no way I was going to out run that thing. I clamped my eyes shut as I felt the impending doom nearing...
Bang! Someone fired a shot. It hit the beast's right arm. Blood spurt out from his wound. The beast let out a scream as a snarl of agony spread across his face. Clutching his injured arm, it disappeared into the distance.
I escaped the incident with nothing but a few minor scratches. I made a pact with the rangers to keep what I have done from Ms Tan and in return, I would keep what I saw to myself.
"The scar, where did I see it before? Could it be? I mean," I thought as I boarded the bus home.
"Quick, get up the bus," the bus driver interrupted my thoughts.
I felt the sensation of a spider crawling up and down my back when I saw the driver's right arm in a bandage.
"Oh, I fell and injured myself," the driver replied, with his eyes turning bloodshot.
I shivered.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
ooo 1st time i saw a 4-10 split saved ytd.
u can achieve perfection, that is best. 最高境界。but tink about it. not all the time can achieve. so sometimes muz b like me. slap urself. tell urself ur not the best. there is much to improve. by doing this then u can improve. if u kip tinking that u can o b the best all the time, i tell u u can do that, juz dat in the end ppl tink u idiot, and u never self-improvement. and lose out. simple.
they sae the beginning of becoming smart, wise, intelligent, gain knowledge, is to slap urself and tell urself that u are stupid, blur cock, and that ur not the best. even if u seem to b the best. in that way, then u can start improving. ppl may tell u, u are imba. etc. but to improve, u muz tell urself there is much room to b better than now.
u can achieve perfection, that is best. 最高境界。but tink about it. not all the time can achieve. so sometimes muz b like me. slap urself. tell urself ur not the best. there is much to improve. by doing this then u can improve. if u kip tinking that u can o b the best all the time, i tell u u can do that, juz dat in the end ppl tink u idiot, and u never self-improvement. and lose out. simple.
they sae the beginning of becoming smart, wise, intelligent, gain knowledge, is to slap urself and tell urself that u are stupid, blur cock, and that ur not the best. even if u seem to b the best. in that way, then u can start improving. ppl may tell u, u are imba. etc. but to improve, u muz tell urself there is much room to b better than now.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
maybe shld start taking up some dialects. which is nearly impossible. but disappointingly we can see many ppl dumping chinese for the ang moh appearance. ang moh power? haha. well we'll see. but i duno. i duno whether i will become ang moh. but apparently very disappointing i tok to most ppl in english. but incidentally many gd fren of mine we speak singlish or chinese. which is not bad. weird stuff. many ppl celebrating cos no nid study chinese anymore. i oso celebrate. but forgetting chinese? i dun tink i will.
go china nid speak. go taiwan nid speak. go hk u duno cantonese then muz use chinese. go macau worse bo chinese means cantonese or u go act pro learn portuguese. can learn portuguese to tok wif ronaldo kaka ronaldinho robinho mourinho blah blah sia. den u go m'sia many places if u speak chinese it may be better, unless u yalam can speak till not bad. i duno but cos if ang moh to u is very sexy, then y not live in scandinavian country? u can go there learn all the high class languages. let's see. english over there more imba then uk english. den u go there learn french, swiss, swedish, dutch, norwegian, german. duno. up to u. for me i staying asian. maybe it's time to take up tamil, hindi, arabic, hebrew. haha
go china nid speak. go taiwan nid speak. go hk u duno cantonese then muz use chinese. go macau worse bo chinese means cantonese or u go act pro learn portuguese. can learn portuguese to tok wif ronaldo kaka ronaldinho robinho mourinho blah blah sia. den u go m'sia many places if u speak chinese it may be better, unless u yalam can speak till not bad. i duno but cos if ang moh to u is very sexy, then y not live in scandinavian country? u can go there learn all the high class languages. let's see. english over there more imba then uk english. den u go there learn french, swiss, swedish, dutch, norwegian, german. duno. up to u. for me i staying asian. maybe it's time to take up tamil, hindi, arabic, hebrew. haha
Monday, November 17, 2008
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
heh. after reading mccain speech after hon put smb ask us read, i decide to b a gracious loser oso. well i am not main loser. i support ferrari, but unfortunately idiot hamilton win. but i shall b more gracious. i muz congratulate sth.
wad i read is that, of course mcclaren/merc they hav a research game theory place in britains. u noe game nellies, math nellies, etc. they sitting infront of com screen for the brazil race. they nellying there. and they suddenly find o last 3 laps raining. ho sei ah hamilton put wet tyre. i tink that time he was 5th that time, glock was 4th, and then vettel juz behind hamilton. so the nellies said, o let vettel pass, cos glock suay diao he dry tyres then raining forced to drive extra slow. so there he is. vettel pass hamilton. then i tink the final 2 laps the nellies sae, good. let vettel chiong pass glock, and then hamilton will also pass glock, and then he will hav 4 points and beat massa safely, rather than wan pass glock wif vettel right bhind later cause collision. so mcclaren got smart ppl playing game theory. heh. impressive.
but well wad can i sae. at the end of the day i hope hamilton one day find out he hav some problem. bang raikonnen 1 time, di siao raikonnen, at japan try to ka jiao but den fail diao. well. he may win this year, but i hope schumacher can go kik his balls and make it fly back to uk so that he will understand wad is wrong.
wad i read is that, of course mcclaren/merc they hav a research game theory place in britains. u noe game nellies, math nellies, etc. they sitting infront of com screen for the brazil race. they nellying there. and they suddenly find o last 3 laps raining. ho sei ah hamilton put wet tyre. i tink that time he was 5th that time, glock was 4th, and then vettel juz behind hamilton. so the nellies said, o let vettel pass, cos glock suay diao he dry tyres then raining forced to drive extra slow. so there he is. vettel pass hamilton. then i tink the final 2 laps the nellies sae, good. let vettel chiong pass glock, and then hamilton will also pass glock, and then he will hav 4 points and beat massa safely, rather than wan pass glock wif vettel right bhind later cause collision. so mcclaren got smart ppl playing game theory. heh. impressive.
but well wad can i sae. at the end of the day i hope hamilton one day find out he hav some problem. bang raikonnen 1 time, di siao raikonnen, at japan try to ka jiao but den fail diao. well. he may win this year, but i hope schumacher can go kik his balls and make it fly back to uk so that he will understand wad is wrong.
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
fkin cb. u can call me s2pid or wad. i am pist to forced to apply for that s2pid moe scholarship ting. many will be so happy and celebrating. they are getting the fkin scholarship. idiot.
u tink get scholarship very big? i tell u no. i heard many story. my father kpkb his company inside all the scholar get all the big post, but they are STUPID. idiots. CAN'T SOLVE PROBLEMS. how useful is a scholar u tell me? and the worst ting. i hav a feeling there is some stuff regarding this ting. it may sae bondless la. but u tell me. bondless? MOE. u wan me to come back as teacher. how many teachers who are scholar fail? FAIL? as far as i noe our sch hav many useless teachers, and apparently they are scholars. apparently certain very good ones there are less. and those good one, e.g. teocc. nothing at all. no qualification. but they are good teacher.
well. anyways. if i do become a scholar, everybody, pls remind me not to be an idiot scholar who is s2pid and cant use my brain. juz look at gahmen. so many scholars there, but they come out wif s2pid ideas. i heard moe so screw cos they giv scholar the job and then they come out wif tings like gep blah blah smp blah blah. but then they weren't very useful. HEH. anyway i tink i'm unhappy cos i'm forced to submit by 12 nov. which is impossible. cos i'm away in taiwan. and i'm LAZY. LAZY to even write 1 page and fill in app and photocopy stuff, BY TOMORROW. fkin cb. very fun to b smart? yes, if u love to see the awards and scholarship. IDIOT. i did it once, i din plan life and got are interview. fk off man. u tink plan life will get u somewhere? well to a certain extent. but i will live a happier life cos i know i hav not planned my life nicely.
u tink get scholarship very big? i tell u no. i heard many story. my father kpkb his company inside all the scholar get all the big post, but they are STUPID. idiots. CAN'T SOLVE PROBLEMS. how useful is a scholar u tell me? and the worst ting. i hav a feeling there is some stuff regarding this ting. it may sae bondless la. but u tell me. bondless? MOE. u wan me to come back as teacher. how many teachers who are scholar fail? FAIL? as far as i noe our sch hav many useless teachers, and apparently they are scholars. apparently certain very good ones there are less. and those good one, e.g. teocc. nothing at all. no qualification. but they are good teacher.
well. anyways. if i do become a scholar, everybody, pls remind me not to be an idiot scholar who is s2pid and cant use my brain. juz look at gahmen. so many scholars there, but they come out wif s2pid ideas. i heard moe so screw cos they giv scholar the job and then they come out wif tings like gep blah blah smp blah blah. but then they weren't very useful. HEH. anyway i tink i'm unhappy cos i'm forced to submit by 12 nov. which is impossible. cos i'm away in taiwan. and i'm LAZY. LAZY to even write 1 page and fill in app and photocopy stuff, BY TOMORROW. fkin cb. very fun to b smart? yes, if u love to see the awards and scholarship. IDIOT. i did it once, i din plan life and got are interview. fk off man. u tink plan life will get u somewhere? well to a certain extent. but i will live a happier life cos i know i hav not planned my life nicely.
Sunday, November 02, 2008
monopoly. is this the way to go? i tink well of course, in some tings. there muz b a certain level of monopoly. for e.g. smart ppl. elitism. this is sort of a monopoly. u noe. u hav this smart guy and then he's performing well in studies and u feed him more and then he become smarter and get sth good out of it. and then he oso helps others cos he's smart and help other to improve themselves. which is good. but then it's abit crappy to hav too much monopoly.
take and e.g. our tv. rmb last time, there were channel u and channel i. they were doing very well, called mediaworks or sth. and then they decide to join wif mediacorp. this is wad i call cock monopoly. from wad i saw, more like media corp losing and then decide to hey i giv u sth nice and den i makan u ok? and now see wad is happening to our tv shows. all not so nice. of course there are certain nice hong kong, taiwan blah blah drama serials. but can they attract the viewership of 真情？if u ever rmb, this show was very nice. but i heard there were some sort of a bribing going on and then they stop showing. irritating.
another type of monopoly is sport monopoly. u hav the biggest cash u sign the best player. is this good idea? i dun really tink so. ppl look for cash and they play cock football. is this good? money good to a certain extent. but if idiots like sheeks and romans and russians and oil and sex come into football, it juz become another fantasy football. oil seller try to fantasise o my za bor can fit soccer ball into her cb. got use meh?
i noe the use of the word monopoly here is wrong. but too bad saya vocab 三脚猫都不如。请大家原谅。哈哈
take and e.g. our tv. rmb last time, there were channel u and channel i. they were doing very well, called mediaworks or sth. and then they decide to join wif mediacorp. this is wad i call cock monopoly. from wad i saw, more like media corp losing and then decide to hey i giv u sth nice and den i makan u ok? and now see wad is happening to our tv shows. all not so nice. of course there are certain nice hong kong, taiwan blah blah drama serials. but can they attract the viewership of 真情？if u ever rmb, this show was very nice. but i heard there were some sort of a bribing going on and then they stop showing. irritating.
another type of monopoly is sport monopoly. u hav the biggest cash u sign the best player. is this good idea? i dun really tink so. ppl look for cash and they play cock football. is this good? money good to a certain extent. but if idiots like sheeks and romans and russians and oil and sex come into football, it juz become another fantasy football. oil seller try to fantasise o my za bor can fit soccer ball into her cb. got use meh?
i noe the use of the word monopoly here is wrong. but too bad saya vocab 三脚猫都不如。请大家原谅。哈哈
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